Well, it's that time of the season, sweeps week. And, like any Yellow Journalism, our "Yellow Rose" Show goes for the ratings. So, we've come to the beach to see who we can get on camera. .

As part of the set up, I will pretend to dig a hole. This should give me enough time to convince somone to come on camera and help me. After all, from here to China is 7926.4082 miles and that should take me, at least, a day or two to dig. Now, we'll see who will come over and to help me.

Oh, hi Mom. Want to help me dig? Now Mom won't you move over a bit, so that we can see you on camera. Pleaseee, I need the ratings.

Oh, come on Mom. Will she or won't she? Stay tuned.

To Be Continued . . .